What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Observations from Titans Minicamp on Wednesday - Tennessee Titans

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why are so many US conservatives in this day and age still against racial mixing? They won't say it in public, but they are still against the mixing between Blacks and whites? Why?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do humans sweat while stressed?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do some men like older women?

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”